Dear Betty, You look so fantastic and full of energy, I can’t believe you’re 90 years old. In fact, I don’t believe it. That’s why I’m writing to ask if you will be willing to produce a copy of your long-form birth certificate. Thanks. Happy birthday, no matter how old you are.
President Barack Trollbama’s birthday message to Betty White
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Channel 9’s footage of what happened inside the hotel before the PM and Tony had to flee and then the actual fleeing.
Australia Day 2012.
“Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a Vagina! Those things take a pounding!”
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