Heya! So, I didn’t actually think people would want to know more about me, but hey… if a couple of people do, that’s enough for me to run with!
I’m Zoë.
I’m a 22-year old living in Australia. Unfortunately, I don’t live in Sydney or my birthplace, Melbourne, and instead somewhere with a reputation for being quite dull.
I am currently in my 4th year of my Bachelor of Arts/Science (Psychology), meaning I study Psychology, English Lit and History.
I am not special or unique; but this is a good thing… most of the time I can find something I have in common with another person. I’m tall-ish, average-looking/plain and … I’m never happy with what I weigh or look like, really. Who is?
As you can probably already tell, my self-esteem is not too high. I have been like this since I was a child, and this supposed “teenage phase” seems not to be a phase as much as … I don’t know.
I like people, and it is very difficult for me to dislike someone. I think I’m a shy people person, if that can exist.
I LOVE COMEDY and it’s everything to me. Finding the humour in everything is a coping mechanism that has served me well, and thanks to that I’m a pretty happy person most of the time. My self-deprecating humour is also very well received. Being Australian, I am so lucky to be exposed to all our nation’s comedians, who are so underrated.
I spent most of my childhood being obsessed with video games, albeit not being very good at them.
I tend to like things to an obsessive extent for a while, then move on to something else… and then revist these things I loved out of nostalgia. And pretty much, that’s why I’ll never leave Tumblr because I can put everything I love in one place.
This is me:

… and that’s the most recent photo I’m going to post for now. I spent most of my school years looking like a slightly chubbier Angela Anaconda.
MY BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT IN LIFE HAS BEEN TO CAPTURE ALL 150 POKEMON. Yup.
Things I Love (in no particular order and missing stuff, no doubt):
TV: Saturday Night Live, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Community, The Adventures of Lano & Woodley, Woodley, The Gruen Transfer, Arrested Development, Good News Week, Good News World, Rove LA, The Office (US), Mad Men, Top Gear (UK), Seinfeld, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, The Late Show (1991-1993), Up All Night, Boston Legal, The West Wing (still catching up!), Entourage, How to Make it in America, Sherlock, Talkin’ Bout Your Generation, The Mighty Boosh, Doctor Who…
Movies: Zoolander, Mean Girls, Bridesmaids, Amelie, Donnie Darko, Meet the Parents, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Lion King, Hot Rod, The Castle, Help!, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (most recent), Pride & Prejudice…
Music: The Beatles, Green Day, Muse (hence the username!), The Wombats, OK Go, TV on the Radio, Boy & Bear, Washington, The Killers, Bloc Party, The Vines, The Bravery, We Are Scientists, MIKA, Mark Ronson, Metric, Foster the People, U.S. Royalty, Band of Horses, Justin Timberlake, Oasis, Brand New, Phoenix, The Lonely Island, Eskimo Joe, Two Door Cinema Club, Faker, The Dandy Warhols, The Grates, The Pains of Being Pure at Heart, N.E.R.D, Childish Gambino…
People: Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler, Jimmy Fallon, Tina Fey, Colin Lane, Frank Woodley, Reid Prebenda, Steve Carell, Rove McManus, Billie Piper, David Tennant, Aubrey Plaza, Wil Anderson, Claire Hooper, Tony Martin, Paul McDermott, Tim Ferguson, Brandon Flowers, Karen Gillan…
Games: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Pokemon Blue/Silver/SoulSilver, Pokemon Snap, Pokemon Stadium 1 & 2, The Sims 1 & 2, Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2, Mario Kart 64, Diddy Kong Racing, Donkey Kong 64, Super Smash Bros. (N64), Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Mario Party 1 & 2 & 3 & 8)
So now that I went to all that effort to introduce myself, feel free to say hi,