Dear Betty, You look so fantastic and full of energy, I can’t believe you’re 90 years old. In fact, I don’t believe it. That’s why I’m writing to ask if you will be willing to produce a copy of your long-form birth certificate. Thanks. Happy birthday, no matter how old you are.
President Barack Trollbama’s birthday message to Betty White
(via rudums)
“Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a Vagina! Those things take a pounding!”
(Source: surranas, via ridethekicks)
I was chatting to a friend the other day about Boston Legal. It reminded me I hadn’t watched it in a while. Then I saw this part again and I thought some people could appreciate the awesomeness that is James Spader and Betty White together.
“Thank you Betty White…..for being a friend
Traveled down the road and back again
your heart is true you’re a pal and a confidant
And if you threw a party
Invited everyone you knew
You would see, the biggest gift would be for me
and the card attached would say,
Thank you for being a friend ”
