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blogsecret:

i hate that i’m not skinny like all those girls that he likes.

Posting because of reasons.

I’m not a relaxed person Britta. I think ahead. I prepare. I don’t improvise my life like Caroline Decker, who probably has really bad credit and an unfinished mermaid tattoo.

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“Just pat me.”

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annie: i am putting my foot down, you understand? i am being assertive, and i am making eye contact, and it is achieving results. 

jeff: are you trying to get formidable with me?

annie: well, it worked on pierce.

jeff: infomercials work on pierce.

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My face does this really cool thing where it looks shit all the time.

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