i hate that i’m not skinny like all those girls that he likes.
I’m not a relaxed person Britta. I think ahead. I prepare. I don’t improvise my life like Caroline Decker, who probably has really bad credit and an unfinished mermaid tattoo.
“Just pat me.”
annie: i am putting my foot down, you understand? i am being assertive, and i am making eye contact, and it is achieving results.
jeff: are you trying to get formidable with me?
annie: well, it worked on pierce.
jeff: infomercials work on pierce.
My face does this really cool thing where it looks shit all the time.